Evo, se je že začelo - evropski vici o Slovencih:

If you open the umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not
to hurt somebody's eye in Maribor.

Why don't the ski springers in Planica do more than 250 meters?
Because they would fly to Italy

The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking along the slovenian
coast...

What's the colour of the slovenian patrol boats?
Both of them are blue.

Slovenians don't need mobile phones.
They can communicate yoddling from one end of the country to the
other.

What do the Slovenians need radars for?
For fun.