Mujovi zapiski s tečaja angleščine:

Mnogo sam se sekirao - I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH;
Pričam sam sa sobom - I'M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM;
Računaj na mene - CALCULATE ON ME.
Čekanje u redu za hljeb - WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD;
Ko te ąljivi - WHO PLUMS YOU.
Ko te ąiąa - WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
Nosi se - CARRY YOURSELF;
Tekuća pitanja - LIQUID QUESTIOINS.
Od malih nogu - SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS;
Malo prije - SMALL BEFORE;
More bre - SEA, BROTHER;
Voditi računa - TO LEAD THE BILL;
Samoubica - ONLY KILLER;
Napet sam - I'M ON FIVE;
Hajde da igramo karte - LET'S PLAY TICKETS;
Dijelim vaąe miąljenje - I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION;
On je svjetla tačka - HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP:
Spetljao se s njom - HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER;
®elim da se naslonim na tebe - I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU;
©ta ti pada na pamet - WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN;
Pucali smo od smijeha - WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER;
Pijan je ko majka - HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER;
On je velika marka - HE IS A BIG STAMP;
Iz čista mira - OUT OF CLEAN PEACE;
Fotokopije - FOTO-WHO-DRINKS;
Upala miąica - THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE;
Supruga - ARE-RAILWAY;
Blago tebi - TREASURE TO YOU;
Veni, vidi, vici - FADE, SEE, JOKES.
Sve ąto je izgubljeno, moľe se povratiti - EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN
BE THROWN UP;
Pop - pjevač - PRIEST SINGER;
Sve je gore i gore - EVERYSTHING IS UP AND UP;
Sranje krot gusto granje - SHITTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH;
Sarajevo - SARA IS AN OX;
Dedinje - HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER;
Mali loąinj - LITTLE BAD CITY;
Skoplje - CASTRATION CITY;
Neda Ukraden - NO YES STOLEN;
Ruľica Sokić - LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE;
Slobodan Miloąević - FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK;
Alija Izetbegović - BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE;
Mirjana - PEACE I ON;
Tugomir - SADPEACER!!

Hahaha, Urška, dobre so 

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Voli me iz inata voli me bez ostatka voli me bilo gde sam bas takvu kakva jesam