V EU že krožijo šale na račun Slovencev. Sam je treba priznat, so kr dobri!


If you open the umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not
> > to hurt somebody's eye in Maribor.
> >
> > Why don't the ski springers in Planica do more than 250 meters?
> > Because they would fly to Italy
> >
> > The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking along the slovenian
> > coast...
> >
> > What's the colour of the slovenian patrol boats?
> > Both of them are blue.
> >
> > Slovenians don't need mobile phones.
> > They can communicate yoddling from one end of the country to the
> > other.
>

No, saj so kar dobri. Edino tisti zadnji mi ni všeč. Spet so se malo zmotili o nas... Jodlajo Tirolci, mar ne...

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Otroci so vredni najboljšega, ker so otroci in iz nobenega drugega razloga. Svoje dostojanstvo in svojo vrednost imajo preprosto zato, ker so.

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Ja, so kar zadeli.. o nasi mali perlici sredi Evrope.
Se vedno raje vidim, da nas imajo za jodlarje kot da nas mesajo s Slovaki... mislijo, da smo neka ruska republika.. ali pa da zivotarimo po opustosenju vojne....

Za dobro jutro sem se nasmejala. Je prav pasalo po prebrani diskusiji o uni-mag nazivih v Financah.

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Voli me iz inata voli me bez ostatka voli me bilo gde sam bas takvu kakva jesam

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Celemu svetu si le ena oseba,eni osebi pa si ves svet...

Še nekaj primerkov:
* Slovenia is a gas station on the way to Croatia
* The coast is big enough to comfortably fit a single ice cream stand
* Thanks to the country's size, you can ski into the ocean
* Slovenes are horse thieves... who obnoxiously change the names of their towns to match their stolen loot (refers to a dispute over Lipizzan horses.)
* they are famous for their "lovely" wine

So dobri. Malo se pa moramo tudi smejati na svoj račun.
* Slovenes are Alpine Croatians.
* According to new research, Slovenia has a seaside. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen it around Piran and Koper.
* The climate is middle European, in the northwest it's Alpine, and lately it's anti-Croatian.
* The war for Slovenian independence (1991-1991) was one of the bloodiest, longest, and most exhausting in the history of humanity.
* Slovenia has about 1.5 million inhabitants. For comparison: this is how many people fit in Zagreb's hippodrome. Of these: 16% are stingy and selfish; 14% are rude and arrogant; 13% are alternative; 6% are fat; 51% are women; 0.002% are innocent.

Izvirajo iz Hrvaške??