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> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot > bartender. > The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks > him, "What's your IQ?" > > > > The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation > about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, > bio-mimicry,environmental interconnectedness, string theory, > nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities. > > The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." > He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, > and comes back in for another drink. > > > > Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink > and asks him, "What's your IQ?" > > > > > > The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts > talking, but this time, about NASCAR, super models, favorite fast foods, > guns, and women's breasts. > > > > Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the > robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and > asks, "What's your IQ?" > > The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." > > And the robot says... real slowly.."So............... ya gonna vote > for Bush again?"
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moj 3-letni otrok na morju, navdušeno in razneženo opazuje mravlje: "iii, mravljica! Nosi drugo speštano mravljico!"
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