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Anonimen -> EU vici o Slovencih (4.4.2006 16:20:47)

V EU že krožijo šale na račun Slovencev. Sam je treba priznat, so kr dobri! [image]http://www.ringaraja.net/forum/smileys/jezicek.gif[/image]


If you open the umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not
> > to hurt somebody's eye in Maribor.
> >
> > Why don't the ski springers in Planica do more than 250 meters?
> > Because they would fly to Italy
> >
> > The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking along the slovenian
> > coast...
> >
> > What's the colour of the slovenian patrol boats?
> > Both of them are blue.
> >
> > Slovenians don't need mobile phones.
> > They can communicate yoddling from one end of the country to the
> > other.
>



dulcinea -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (4.4.2006 17:22:34)

No, saj so kar dobri. Edino tisti zadnji mi ni všeč. Spet so se malo zmotili o nas... Jodlajo Tirolci, mar ne...



Brisani uporabnik -> [Brisano sporočilo] (4.4.2006 21:04:20)

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Moa -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (4.4.2006 21:12:36)

Ja, so kar zadeli.. o nasi mali perlici sredi Evrope.
Se vedno raje vidim, da nas imajo za jodlarje kot da nas mesajo s Slovaki... mislijo, da smo neka ruska republika.. ali pa da zivotarimo po opustosenju vojne....



NinKa -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (5.4.2006 8:51:42)

Za dobro jutro sem se nasmejala. Je prav pasalo po prebrani diskusiji o uni-mag nazivih v Financah.[image]http://www.ringaraja.net/forum/smileys/jezicek.gif[/image][image]http://www.ringaraja.net/forum/smileys/jezicek.gif[/image][image]http://www.ringaraja.net/forum/smileys/jezicek.gif[/image]



tanaja* -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (6.4.2006 23:53:42)

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Aleksandrin -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (6.4.2006 23:58:41)

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KODA -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (7.4.2006 1:31:00)

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Anonimen -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (7.4.2006 10:58:28)

Še nekaj primerkov:
* Slovenia is a gas station on the way to Croatia
* The coast is big enough to comfortably fit a single ice cream stand
* Thanks to the country's size, you can ski into the ocean
* Slovenes are horse thieves... who obnoxiously change the names of their towns to match their stolen loot (refers to a dispute over Lipizzan horses.)
* they are famous for their "lovely" wine
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Anonimen -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (7.4.2006 11:04:38)

So dobri. Malo se pa moramo tudi smejati na svoj račun.
* Slovenes are Alpine Croatians.
* According to new research, Slovenia has a seaside. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen it around Piran and Koper.
* The climate is middle European, in the northwest it's Alpine, and lately it's anti-Croatian.
* The war for Slovenian independence (1991-1991) was one of the bloodiest, longest, and most exhausting in the history of humanity.
* Slovenia has about 1.5 million inhabitants. For comparison: this is how many people fit in Zagreb's hippodrome. Of these: 16% are stingy and selfish; 14% are rude and arrogant; 13% are alternative; 6% are fat; 51% are women; 0.002% are innocent.

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Nixxon -> RE: EU vici o Slovencih (7.4.2006 11:05:14)

A niso to bili včasih vici hrvatov o Slovencih?



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