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African queen -> Why beer is better than man (23.2.2005 18:28:46)
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Why Beer Is Better Than Men
A beer always goes down easy.
A beer can't interrupt.
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
A beer never needs a shave.
A beer tastes good.
A beer will only come when you want it to.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
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