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biba77 -> Aktualno :) (18.2.2005 7:42:24)
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Pa se en v anglescini...
Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.
"Little Johnny, what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think Ishould be in the third-grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.
The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test
and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to thefirst-grade and behave.
He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.
"What is three times three?"
"Nine, Sir."
"How much is nine times six?"
"Fifty-four."
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looked at Ms. Brooks and said, "I think
Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."
Ms. Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Johnny both agreed.
Ms.Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, "Ma'am"
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not
have?"
"Pockets!"
"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"
"Pants."
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
"Coconut."
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.
"Bubblegum!"
What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs?"
"Shakehands, Ma'am."
"Now for some 'Who am I' sort of questions, OK?
First one. You stick your pole inside me, you tie me
down to get me up, and I get wet before you do."
Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"
"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
you blow me, you feel good."
"Nose."
"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I
come with a quiver."
"Arrow."
"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an
'F', ends in K',and means a lot of heat and
excitement?" "Firetruck, Ma'am!"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher, "Send him to university, I got the last
ten questions wrong myself!"
Enjoy your day, you dirty minded people. :)-:)-:)-:)-
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