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KIKI**** -> Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 15:04:12)

Babica se z ogromno torbo odpravi na Novo ljubljansko banko. Pristopi
k okencu: "Rada bi odprla racun pri vas."


Usluzbenka:" Seveda gospa rade volje, kaksen bo pa vas prvi polog?"


Babica:" Polozila bi osemindvajset milijonov eurov!"


Usluzbenka:" Tako veliko, ja kje imate pa ves ta denar?"




Babica:" Drago dekletce, tule pri sebi v tej torbi."


Usluzbenka :; " Ja gospa pa veste, da se takih vsot denarja ne nosi v

torbi. Za racun vas bo pa sprejel nas direktor saj so taka pravila nase

banke pri tako velikih pologih na racun !"


Babica nima nic proti in direktor jo sprejme v svoji pisarni. Pijeta

kavico in se pogovarjata, na koncu pa si direktor dovoli vprasanje: "

Vas lahko za konec vprasam se nekaj sicer zelo diskretnega, ne smete mi

zameriti vendar me zanima,kako ste prisli do toliko denarja?"


Babica:" Eh kako, enostavno - s stavami!"




Direktor:"Je to mogoce! S kaksnimi stavami pa, ce smem vprasati?"


Babica:" Ja s kaksnimi stavami le, s cisto obicajnimi stavami!"


Direktor:" Nemogoce!?"


Babica:" Lahko vam dokazem, a greva midva kaj stavit?"


Direktor:" Ja kaj pa bi sla midva lahko stavit?"


Babica:" Recimo staviva, da imate vi gospod direktor kockasta jajca."


Direktor:" Kako prosim, kako, kockasta jajca! Jaz vendar nimam kockastih

jajc! kaksna stava pa je to! Moja jajca so cisto lepo okrogla!"


Babica: "No, vidite potem ni nobenega razloga, da ne bi stavili z menoj,



za reciva tisoc eurov, da imate kockasta jajca!"


Direktor: "Velja, pa staviva!"


Babica: " Velja, jutri ob dvanajsih prideva skupaj z mojim odvetnikom in
preveriva kaksna so vasa jajca!"


Babica oddide, direktor pa ni mogel vec delati, saj se je cel dan in se
cel vecer ogledoval in otipaval po jajcih. Vendarle pa so bila naslednji
dan jajca se vedno okrogla zato se ves vesel napoti v banko. Nestrpno
caka na dvanajsto ura, se ves cas otipava, ogleduje, vendar so jajca
nedvomno okrogla. Napoci dvanajsta ura in na vratih potrka babica s
svojim odvetnikom.


Direktor:" Gospa, tole stavo ste nedvomno izgubili, sedaj so moja jajca

definitivno okrogla in ne kokcasta."


Babica: "Bomo videli, bomo videli, v to se zelim osebno prepricati, ce
nimate nic proti se prosim slecite."


Direktor: "Ni nobenega problema, z veseljem."



Direktor se slece, babica pa mu v roki otipava in pregleduje jajca, ter

jih drzi. V tistem pa direktor vprasa: " Cudno gospa, ne vem zakaj se
vas odvetnik tolce z glavo v zid!?"


Babica: " Ja to je pa sinko zato, ker sem z njim vceraj stavila za deset
tisoc eurov, da bom danes tocno opoldne drzala za jajca direktorja Nove
ljubljanske banke!"




Anonimen -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 15:05:40)

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lex -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 15:18:36)

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Anonimen -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 15:34:39)

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klepetka -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 15:36:29)

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Anonimen -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 15:39:01)

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Maleal -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 15:58:56)

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sonchica -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 16:07:41)

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_andreja_ -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 16:17:35)


SAM TOLE JE PA DEFINITIVNO EDEN REDKIH VICIV ZADNJIH ČASOU ZARADI KATEREGA SEM SE NASMEJALA, PA ŠE O BLONDINKI NI!!joj oprostite mi za črke!!




pika30 -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 16:19:42)

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**Petra** -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 17:00:10)

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saraja -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 20:39:58)

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mama54 -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 20:58:32)


SAM TOLE JE PA DEFINITIVNO EDEN REDKIH VICIV ZADNJIH ČASOU ZARADI KATEREGA SEM SE NASMEJALA, PA ŠE O BLONDINKI NI!!joj oprostite mi za črke!!


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LARIKA -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 22:10:22)

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Miška76 -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 22:53:02)

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eva1 -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 22:56:06)

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madela -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (21.4.2007 23:38:47)

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pikicaa -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (22.4.2007 1:07:32)

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noe -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (22.4.2007 10:46:25)

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facka -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (24.4.2007 15:04:42)

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KBM -> RE: Če bi se rade nasmejale potem preberite tole (25.4.2007 12:36:39)

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