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Anonimen -> Four parachutes (29.9.2006 12:40:58)
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A plane is about to crash.
There are 5 passangers on board and only 4 parachutes.
The first passanger says: "I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the wolrd. The football world needs me and I cannot die on my fans."
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passanger, Hillary Clinton, says:"I am the wife of the former president of the United States. I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of becoming president of the United States in the future."
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
The third passanger, George W. Bush, says:"I am the president of the United States of America, I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and cannot shun the responsibility to my people by dying."
He grabs a pack and jumps.
The fourth passanger, the Pope, says to the fifth passanger, a young school boy: "I am old, I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."
To this the boy says:"Don´t fret old man...there is a parachute for each of us!
The smartest president of America took my school bag..."
The moral of this story....
Each country gets the president it deserves.
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